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You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:46 pm
by jonny f
Borrowed from another forum and seemed like a bit of fun. Pretty simple, i'll start it off.


...your passenger window takes 10x as long as the drivers window to close.

...someone else shuts your boot and it slams shut, the sorry look is then given.

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:20 pm
by junior2k2
Your sat trying to explain to your girlfreind that ur car actually does mooo and ur not insane

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:32 pm
by Lee4391
You close your door too soft, so you have to re-open it and slam it again.

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:56 pm
by SuperDOHC
Turn on the electrics and a 4G always juders like its about to stall especially all electrics at one :lol:

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:01 pm
by Marc_EE9
jonny f wrote: ...your passenger window takes 10x as long as the drivers window to close.

speak for yourself! :lol:

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:05 pm
by jonny f
It gets there in the end, thats all that counts ;).

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:57 am
by C-Rex
You wake up at night in cold sweats having nightmares about Rust! :D

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:11 am
by cal vtak yo
you start your car at 3am to pop out and your woken up by raspy bollocks of 1800rpm and a buddyclub spec 2?

have i just killed it?

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:45 am
by Just Turk
jonny f wrote: ...your passenger window takes 10x as long as the drivers window to close
Mine is the driver side and never makes it lol...

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:59 am
by dida4g
The heater only works on 3 and 4....
Your the only car slowing down for the speed bump...

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:42 am
by Ben_theEFking
C-Rex wrote:You wake up at night in cold sweats having nightmares about Rust! :D
^This!

It haunts my dreams! :oops:

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:35 am
by EF_Russ
You see the utter astonishment in someone's eyes after you've just made their "new" car look pitiful.

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:33 pm
by Spence
Engine management light is on rust crawling up the sides of your arches and down the sills oil is seeping from solenoid you have some awful rattle coming from the rear you know it's about time you gave it a good service and gave it the tlc you know it needs and deserves but you think....

Il be selling it next week.

Vtechz from cold 10k rpmz beat a evo9 around the bends in the wet and killed off that bugatti veyron in a straight line.

:)

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:38 pm
by Spence
Oh and you know your in a 4g when.

You go for a test drive in a 4g you'd like to buy and the guy is attempting to drive like a c@^t, whilst reelin off the huge list him and his mates have bltzed car wise around his area..

K safe innit bye..

Re: You know you are in a 4G when.......

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:20 pm
by PowellyEG
You know your in a 4g when ...

You can throw it into the twisties at pretty much any speed, it sticks and the Vauxhaull behind you spins off, crashes, throws the driver, his mate, his mrs and his 2 dogs spike and Rizla from the car then spontainuosly combust's only doing 20mph behind you :-o

LOL